Bad life bad things --'

All bad things was happen to me.

Why? Huh. Give up dhoo.

Hp dah tkde function bg aku,

korg sorry aku dah tk pkai hp k.

If anything pape nk gtau kea apeee nk crik aku kea

Fb jelaa oky? Tgglkn je text korg nty aku on aku bace

tuh pn if ade hp oky. Hmm

I really hope my dad get the best job!

Nty bru semo aku dpt. Hmm

Hrp gilee hrpan aku slme ney jd knyataan sey

19 Of July ready fer license! After that wait nd see

Girls? Arrhh mmpos tkde gf lagi bgus laa

Hidup k'sorgan lg best. Wt kplee sndr jeh :)

Mcm mnee nk lupekn semo bnde haaa? Erhh

Bnci khdupan aku mcm ney semo tkde Erhh!

Impossible --'

Impossible, pelik knkn? Haa.

Bnde ney bru jeh t'jdi smlm. Idk why?

Haa, Sadiq tggl kt rumah aku. Lpas ktorg mkn,

then bbual nd kluaaa mcari bnde yg lelaki slalu nk

lpas mkn Hee ^^ soooo,

After that, sadiq pnjm mto safwan nk gy mne ntah

tggl laaa aku nd wan nd bdk/2 jeh dpn uma anua ney

Hah! Somethings wrong here ~

Safwan maen la hp sadiq ney then ade text tuh wan 

lyn jea aggp dri dea tuh sadiq Haha ^^

mcm ney bunci text tuhh ~

Girl(PRIVATE NAME) : Kt mneee tuh?

Safwan : Ah? Kt dpn rumah nuaa knp?

Girl : Oh ingt kt sri alam td.ney kt sri alam.

         Ble balek rumah?

Safwan : Ntah tktwu lg ney. Haa

Girl : Lpak dgn sape je tuhh? Mkn dh.?

Safwan : Kt sney ade danny safwan nd sadiq jehh why?

Girl : Ohh..Danny form4? or form5?

Safwan : Mm form4. Why? Knl kea?

Girl : 'TK,TP ADE SORG MMBR PPUAN NEY KNL DEA, 

DEA CRTE LA DEA SRNOK KNL DANNY TUH'

Oy. Sape ppuan tuh? Aku pnh knl kea ppuan kt sane.

Bpk dea misteri dhooo HAH --'

Mangsa kejadian.

Pada satu hari [hari rabu], haha ini adalah mngsa kjdian

Hari skolah kn hari rbu? Yaa, time tuh aku tk schl

so aku stay ja kt ruma. Ade la geng aku ney

ponteng ruma dea kn. Then wt kplaaa

Haha mknan dea abs kne sapu

Ballon/mokk adha ney knon/2 jge ruma dea

sbb ade yg gy pusat bndr ntah wt ape

aku pn tktwu laaa kn haha

blek tgk ruma dah mcm apee en. Haha

time ptg plak aku dtg, tgk mkk b'spaah!

Haa meng, ah afiy nd ah shaff

dorg wt kplaa mmg besar.

Mngsa kjdian name dea WAN MIKE

START STORY :

Wan M : Wey korg aku ade coky/2 byk tgk neyy

Meng : Haha eley ingt aku heran.

Ah Shaff : Kau sney aku nk satu babi!

Ah Afiy : Arh kau jgn mcm babi, aku nk jgak sneyy

aa bdoo sial kauu!

Wan M : HAA korg amk sorg satu jeh

Meng : Crapppp! Duhh aku nk due mmpos kau aa.

Ah Shaff : 'tergageeee'

Ah Afiy : Aku nk jgak babi! 'HAHA'

Stelah dpt sorg duee coky/2. Then Wan M naek ats tdooo,

kmudiaa meng, ah afiy nd ah shaff wt kpleee

mkn coky/2 tuh then kuyah/2 nddddd

ape korg nk twu? Plooop! Ludahhh kt atas syeling ruma

Haha jd laaa tahi cicak bhaha :D

Stlah bbpe minit Wan M turun.
Beliau bkate ' weyy, asl ttbe ade tahi cicak lak kt atas ney?'

adek daus yg bname fitry dtg. dea nek atas bdn sape ntaah

'wey neyy bkn tahi cicak babi, tkde itam putih pn? Haih.'

dea sentuh pstu bauuuu

'ney mcm lmbut/2 ehh tp bau dea mcm bau coky/2' haha

bdekak semo bdk dlm ruma tuh haha :D

Then, meng nmpk ade mknan atas tble mkn dea

meng mkn abs coky/2, kumuh then ludah kt lauk yg Wan M nk mkn sgt

kate nyee sdapppp sgt tuh enn HAHA

Dtg lg sorg mmbr Ah Afiy, Dappp! Dea pn nk wt jgakk

tp lg hebat bnde yg dea wt neyy tp kurg baek la kn

Haha! Dea cmpur kn satu air yg bcolor kuning ndd kluaa dr

mnusiaaa HAHA (Phm/2 laaa k)

HAHA dorg gaul/2 then nmpk laa mcm 

itam/2 lauk tuh haha 

Ptg tuhh, meng dtg. Bwk lappy nk men Virtual DJ.

HAHA tp tk jd maen laa oprate moto lak ptg tuh ade game ^^

Meng : Wan kau mkn abs lauk td uhhh?

Wan M : Ha'aa, babi korg dh mkn lauk akuu cb lu org!

Meng : HAHA (lalu t'sengeh)

HAHA ksian beliauu tktwu ape yg dorg wt kt lauk yg

Wan M mkn td haha bodo/2

GILA BABI BEDEKAK KORG MLM TUH AFTR D'CRTA BLEK. AHA :D

THE END OF STORY